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- Custom roast generator for your specific failures
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- Early access to new psychological warfare
- Submit your own situations for roasting
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Daily Targeted Roasts
AI-powered affirmations that hit your specific character flaws. Personalized psychological warfare delivered fresh every morning.
Brutal Truth Packs
Deep-dive analysis of your relationship trauma, work burnout, family dysfunction, and more. We've got a roast category for every way you're broken.
Trait Vault
Track your toxic patterns over time. Watch your character flaws evolve and multiply with detailed analytics and shame graphs.
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Plug in your latest mistake and get emotionally wrecked in real-time. Our AI will find creative ways to destroy your self-esteem.
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Unlock shameful milestones and toxic trait collections. Gamify your personal destruction with badges you'll never want to share.
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